Episodes

Beef's about to enter into the next phase of his life: fatherhood! Tom is about to be a father for the third time, but he doesn't remember about having a baby in the house, like how to strap a car seat base in to a vehicle. And of course, not having any kids or one on the way doesn't stop Brandon f…

Vince shares some of the unique experiences in his life, ranging from growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, to sailing the south Florida seas as a party-boat pirate, to now owning his own painting business. Vince, who graduated with Brandon, Beef & Tom from high school, also discusses playing football…

Who needs Emmy Awards or the Golden Globes when Brandon, Beef and Tom have already decided which shows are the greatest of all time? Beef and Tom have a Top 3 pick in common. Brandon associates priceless childhood memories with his top pick, but that doesn't stop Tom from crapping all over it. Also…

Kyle McClain joins the show to talk about growing a part-time job into a full-time career without missing a paycheck or neglecting your family. We start the show off by trying to be helpful and educational, but of course we descend into familiar chaos when Kyle, who's listened to all of our episode…

Books - Who actually reads them anymore? Not Brandon and Beef! They've only read a total of one book each in their life, but that doesn't stop them from having a deep, intellectual conversation with Tom, who actually reads books often. Just kidding! Brandon and Beef make fun of Tom, who tries to so…

Three guys who have never been considered normal weigh in on what and what shouldn't be a part of "The New Normal". Handshakes, masks, asking the host of a dinner part if they washed their hands right before they handle meat - should all of these things be included in "The New Normal"? All these qu…

Is it possible to have an actual conversation now that everyone has a smartphone? Why do people keep stealing Brandon's stories and repeating them back to him? And why does the sound of his wife speaking Tagalog strike fear into Beef's heart?

Brandon's out of town during our normal recording time so we adapt, improvise and overcome with a game show-style episode that tells you everything you never wanted to know about Brandon and Beef! What brand underwear do they both wear? What three things would they buy if they won the lottery? Find…

Is it OK to play video games once you're an adult? If so, how much is too much? Are video games becoming the new hang out place for guys? What exactly is a "Shut Up Box", and why did young Brandon make his little sister put it on her head? We answer all these questions and more in this week's editi…

Brandon meets the world-record holding human cannonball, and Beef and Tom reminisce about their glory days in the Goat Club and their formative days in 4-H. Also, we play a 4-H and county fair themed trivia game and Brandon brings in George Washington's red lager for a taste test.

We have our first guest! Dan from Dan's Dogs stops by the show to discuss how he's turning his passion for food into a business, growing from a hot dog cart to a food truck, and why he decided to sponsor our show. Beef also teaches us what a Hawaiian hot dog is, and it includes - you guess it - pi…

Brandon likes to eat out constantly, while Tom enjoys most meals at home. Meanwhile, Beef navigates Hawaii's boat tax and discovers he's been mispronouncing a pastry he's ordered regularly at Starbucks. Also, we give an update on the show, Brandon weighs in (literally) for his weight loss journey,…

Brandon loves and leverages social media to promote this podcast and his side hustles; Beef gets his sports news on Twitter, and Tom is readjusting to (and re-learning) social media after a four-year break. Also, Brandon tells the story of how Beef got his nickname.

How old is too old for men to wear ... Sleeveless shirts? Basketball shorts? In this episode, Brandon, Beef & Tom discuss what is and isn't appropriate attire for men in their thirties. Brandon and Beef are a bit more open-minded in their approach to fashion, while Tom dresses more and more like a …